Empoleon aka Emperte. Empoleon is a penguin that nobody likes. He wants to be dead so if you are dumb enough to have the shame, make him suffer. This Pokmeon evolves from the stuck-up Prinplup, which evolves from the snobby Piplup. Just like Piplup/Snivy and Prinplup/Servine, Empoleon has a feud with Serperior. Like their pre-evolutions, they stick their noses up and refuse to acknowledge each other. However, they also slap each other, trying to make their noses come down. If a human sticks its nose up, Empoleon will do that to the human. Thus, Empoleon is banned, because it is dangerous. Think of it this way: You see a bird Pokemon and look up, but then your crazy Empoleon breaks your skull with its flipper.
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