Ash Meets King Grapey-Grape is the episode where Ash is in the park and King Grapey-Grape magically appears.
Ash is playing in the little kid and retard sandbox when King Grapey-Grape appears and goes, "Mmm! Grapey-grape grapes!"
"Ash is eating some sand like a retard."
"ASH:" "Mmm! This sand is delicious!"
"Suddenly, a strange fog covered the park."
"KING GRAPEY-GRAPE:" "MMM! GRAPEY-GRAPE GRAPES! Grapey-grape I grapey-grape want grapey-grape grapes! Grapey-grape strange boy! Grapey-grape do you grapey-grape have grapey-grape grapes?"
"ASH:" "No. But you can have some sand. Yummy!"
"KING GRAPEY-GRAPE:" "GRAPEY-GRAPE I DON'T GRAPEY-GRAPE WANT GRAPEY-GRAPE SAND! GRAPEY-GRAPE I WANT GRAPEY-GRAPE GRAPES!"
"King Grapey-Grape takes out his pistol and aims it at Ash's head. It took a while for the two wires in his brain to connect, but then he started running for his life."
"ASH:" "Leave me alone! I didn't do a single thing to you, freak! Grapey-grape!"
"KING GRAPEY-GRAPE:" "Grapey-grape what's your grapey-grape name?"
"ASH:" "Uh, I think it's Ash? What's your problem?"
"King Grapey-Grape finds he is out of ammo. He then decides to go home and eat some grapes."
"KING GRAPEY-GRAPE:" "Grapey-grape I'm heading home to eat grapey-grape grapes. Grapey-grape see you."
"ASH:" "See you too. Grapey-grape. What a freak."
"Ash then heads home, but then he trips on a piece of dog shit and everyone laughs at him."
Be careful when you meet King Grapey-Grape. He may be funny, but he'll shoot you in the head if you don't give him any grapes. Also, don't trip in dog shit and get laughed at. Yuck!